Tonight is a very special HALLOWEEN SHOW of BYOI!!!
Tonight’s FAM is Tilly, the surrogate mother who has had babies for many people. Including twins!
The cast consisted of Adam (Astronut), Mike (Australian Spiderman, huntsman to be exact), Dan (Leaf Blower), Marina (The Madhatter), Beth(1st of November), and Jimmy (On Vacation)!
FAMcuts – Sassy b*tches love to change their name. Don’t get lost with your lovers. If you’re the 3rd boyfriend and find out who the 2nd boyfriend is… DONT tell the 4th boyfriend about it, ok? If you’re the 9th, you’re pregnant somehow. Deal with it! Mommy needs her ice cream time and the kids need to go away. Ice cream time is nothing compared to drink time though. Mom makes us watch her shave her legs. Oh wait, she also has peoples babies for them… but who knows why, we don’t!
Catch Phrase – 2 people, 2 phrases each, fun times in this scene game. How can a coach of a baseball team coach without going to baseball college! ‘I want my money back’. Too bad the money was already spent! I think you should yell at the umpire for his bad calls. ‘I WANT MY MONEY BACK’ About the game please!! ‘ If we’re not the kings of the field we won’t be anything this year. ‘It just ain’t enough!’ annnnnd SCENE
Starting off at theVFW (very fine wrestling) facility… one wrestler can show you the world, while one is extremely offended at everything you do to him. “what’s wrong with you?’ oh so whats your signature move? “I can show you the world…” oh so you pull your pants down and thats it huh? Interesting we can use a guy like you in this business. And the other wrestler can tand and be offended! “Don’t do that to me.” TOO BAD!!! SCENE!!!
Everything (is spooky) Emporium! – Marina is looking for a giant eyeball that spontaneously combusts. For Daniel, he’s looking for the ideal Sasquatch-Bigfoot-mythical-creature who does your taxes ‘for line 7 he just put a footprint WTF!!’, and Ray is looking for the mother from ‘Pyscho’ dressed in a bunny suit ‘*insert bohemian rhapsody here *mommaaaaaaaaaaaa, just killed mannnnnnn’… spooooooooky. SCREAM!!—er scene.
Back in My Day – we didn’t have buses so no one cares where you sat …we didnt have ice cream, but we all knew ben & jerry were just ‘roommates’ …we didnt have ghosts, and no good pottery either …we didnt have ghosts, we had caspar and he was a living dickhead!
Questions – How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Do they even live in Florida – Don’t I counterfeit all my own money? Do you like cereal from the basement? – Do I need credentials for this banker job? How about just football achievements? – Why you bring in up stupid crap? Ever heard of a philosophy with that? – How bigs your mouth? Shouldn’t you be asking how big my stomach is instead? – Are you aware your under contract? What contract? (new person) Is this your contract? and SCENE!
Guacemole – The yogurt maker is terrible. but the no haired son came in to save the football team! But no one really cared. After sipping on a cup of tea. Too bad the little boy doesn’t like tea and went to christmas instead. Somehow his razor became a tazer when he induced a lot of flavor. But the wife was in the navy and the son was in the slavey, but still he’s the utests little baby. Yogurt day was about to be celebrated with a new flavor: GUACEMOLE!!!!!!!!
***INTERMISSION***
Adam and Jimmy start the second half off wth a little lesson about YES AND-ing…. so YES AND thats how its done!
ROPE! – Scenes of chaos about kittens getting loose and digging graves while having tired arms. Making 4000 cupcakes for a party suuuuuuuuuuucks. Hopscotch peeing doesn’t work out in the end. Love me more… *manical laughing* I will! ghosts are afraid of potatoes… just fyi. Don’t mess up mommy’s archery shooting… she’s on fire. Crayon loving is a sin according to avid book-readers.
Scariest (serious) Scene – Magic tricks don’t work in scary movies… Do it again. Magic isn’t REAL!!!! Magic gets absorbed by those who don’t believe in it. Most people are afraid of magic because Houdini died doing magic. Somehow we haven’t gotten to the end of the trick, spooky. Shall I saw you in half? The classes haven’t taught me how but I’m going to try anyway. I regret volunteering for this. Its not my first time getting in a box for a man… see we can be serious!
Sit, Stand, Lie Down – I’m gunna take a shower.why you guys loungin around? The drunk guy on the floor doesn’t. Why is she throwing up?? I dunno… but I’m gunna get on my knees to pray for her! Heaven is in the shower though so nevermind, I need to get up and take one. Now hypothetically…showering means what to you, I’m a philosopher and need to understand this from my chair. Your logic is tiring me *falls over* well I lather before a shower so I don’t understand you =[ ::dies::
(Texas) Chainsaw (Massacre) – injuring for the occupation, injuring for the location, and KILLING for the object. Thats how we do it in texas. Time for the OLO (occupation, location, object): mad scientist, backstage, a urinal filled with cobwebs… good luck all you chainsaw peopleszszsz. Here are what people thought were the OLO (you really should have been here, the laughs never stopped): port-a-potty, bartenders, nightclubs, disc jockeys, toilets, barmitsfa?, hairball, komono, outside in the gutter, bottle-getter-guy, foreign disco-tech school, and ‘easy does it’.
(A real) Revolver – revolvers and porky pig ‘why is my brother foaming at the mouth and why is he a dog?!?!?!?!’, revolvers and cake ‘I can have my cake and eat it too *pulls out revolver!*, revolvers and gaga, revolver and hair loss ‘It’s wabbit season’ ‘duck season”wabbit season!!!!’
Guacemole of the all cast variety – exploding shaving cream is our topic for discussion tonight. Dennis was a horticulturist who liked horticulturism. He would go on all fours and plant. The garden was his home but had no money. Cops with whip cream slap him for being silly. He was afraid of whipped cream so the cop substituted it with shaving cream. Strawberries started growing oon his back. His head made of cauliflower, however he fell in a ham. his cauliflower ear from boxing made him box the cops and then they all did whippets together… which is illegal and not condoned. Strawberries took over the world for some reason… and now the avacadoes came to Earth to take over the strawberries and madddddddeeeeeee. GUACEEEEEMOLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
That’s the show for HALLOWEEN everyone… Happy Halloweenfrom BYOI =]