Tonight’s cast - Daniel, Beth, Adam, Jimmy, Jon and Oscar VanPudding …….. Sweeeeeet

Beth called an Eunice’s boyfriend, Tyson and referrred to him as a douche.

Yes and …. Duck dating and Lola. Boys will be girls. Breaking boundaries

Eunice - Our FAM

She sleeps in and eats eggs with ketchup. Works from home Functional lingerie Company name “Sexy.Period”

Just got cast in RENT. Has Yorkie and takes her to the park. No bars. Dance class and rehearsal. Tyson is an economics professor. In 10 years she will sing.

Jon warms up the crowd. A-Team warm up.

Meanwhile-Ben enters the semi circle. Broken alarm clocks lead to tardiness at work and goons and Venus Flytraps. Beauty Contest for leader of Venus Flytrap World. Poking Alarm clocks. Liar!

Questions - All in. Oscar and Jimmy make a scene about nooks and crannies and Taco Bell. Marina and Ben restart. Eunice fills in for Ben.  Marina kicks some question butt. Third character entrance call from Adam. Up the ante. Scene continues.

Pillars - Like “Mad Libs”.  Jon confuses intro.  Suggestion of spaghetti/hospital yields intern fight. One syringe, one mallet, two ear muffs and six helicopters.

Beastie Rap - A move called the Nasty Plate. Six white men can’t rap.  Sue made several rounds.

INTERMISSION - Let’s all go the the lobby. Let’s all go to the lobby. Let’s all go to the lobby and get ourselves a treat.

Medical Excuses - What are you doing? Do it as Jazz. If you see through people’s clothes then you know the meaning of life. Nothing to fear from drafts, just fear itself.

Party Quirks - Jon A hosts. Dreamcatcher - Ben. Jessica Rabbit - Beth. Beaver building Dam - Marina. Conjugal vijits? Cream fetcher saves Jon.

Confucius Say - F___ed up fortune cookies. Resplain by Oscar, way better. Rock hard Rock stars. Ketchup falls behind. History professor doomed to repeat thenmselves….in bed .

Say It Again - Adam and Oscar are Sarah and Brit-nay. Girls just want to have fun with Twister. Lick hard is tasteful but sour. Ben, as a bispiecial bird and Jimmy, as a  bi-bee with beenifits.  Together they watch Bravo and are amazed by thespians in 3-D.

Space Jump - Algebra, Bingo, Horses, Cheerleading, Rent, Neanderthals, Fat evolution, Germans or Belgians, Fat Evolution, Neanderthals, Rent, Cheerleading, Horses, Bingo and Algebra.

Aaaaaaaand Scene.

Hey, you can’t write this stuff. You have to make it up …  in Improv.