Tonight we have Daniel, Adam, Jimmy, Oscar, and Ken

F. A. M. -  Ainsley, and what do we need to know about Ansley… Works with Daniel, lives in a house but doesn’t rent it or own it, lives with Grandma, Grandma is Elane, doen’t hang out with people outside of work, doesn’t like “The Pouncer” aka The Fox, homebody, read Twilight, only other vampire she knows of is Count Dracula, likes Sister Act,

SHORT CUTZ - Jimmy and Oscar are doing laundry washing a Catwoman suit, John want’s to know how cool it would be to be able to lick yourself, Adam is trying to turn his head all the way around, Ken is on a stakeout with his lover, Cam cuts to quality time, “are you implying I know what cat tastes like?”

ALPHABET - Adam uses “t’huh” for the letter T and it got by the bell

HELPING HANDS - ‘Dear John’ - is that an anvil?… No… Yea…, Uhhhh do you want some relish on your hot dog?, counting is hard… numbers are evil - Both Beths rocked this scene, John should learn to wear underwear with his “not a kilt”.

BEASTIE RAP - ‘when I’m on a plane I never say BOMB’,

INTERMISSION!!!

HOT SEAT - “ohh no, it’s the man in a kilt!” / “out of the chair you will get.” / Is this where the hermaphrodidic lapdances are being held?

DATING GAME - Deaf Mime, space mountain, and windshield wipers - Jimmy is channeling Rick Moranis, Jimmy really had a hard time with the Deaf Mime…

BACK IN MY DAY - Art, beer, mimes, dates, exits Back in my day we didn’t have exits so I had enter only tattooed on my….

LINES FROM A HAT - “Tina come get your dinner’, like a good neighbor state farm is there, ‘you look like you’re from London, ‘I seem to have soiled my trousers… it says you’re the apple of my eye, I always feel like somebody’s watching me, kool aid style ‘oh yea’, oh my god it’s a giant spider, I got a bag of nose clamps… I don’t care if he is a preist… that does not count as a blessing, who’s your daddy, bears beat battle star galactica, eat my shorts, going to paint your silver pants blue, then who’s pants have I been wearing????

AND SCENE!!!

I hope that everyone who came had a great time, I know I did… and if you weren’t here… well I guess we will see you next time at BYOI!!!