With the remnants of Wednesday’s dirtbike left on the white board we start today’s show with John Ring, Oscar V Pudding esq., Adam Kennedy IV, Dame Beth Hicks, Ken Breese the Brave, and Daniel Lee White the Producer.  Please don’t forget Jon Audette the soon-to-be-non-absent.

Improv Lesson #1736.275: Endowment is good - let someone know a little about themselves.

FAM Memeber:

Jason!

From East Providence.  Preferred Middle School since it was more loser-free.  He likes Rock-and-Roll, but who in his life will like Country?  Jason’s Band - Dewey, Craig, __, and Jason.  Very indifferent band, played around with a lot of styles.  Now on to his dating life.  Last Tuesday Jason was hanging out with Sandra, but Jason doesn’t think it was a date.  Missed a stand-up show and decided to play games, hang around, and talked.  Awwww.  Intense moments in life - Getting stuck on the highway bridge with a flat-tire and staying alive.  Embarrassing moments in life - speechless on the stand-up stage.

Thanks for your help Jason.

Hey! Ho! Wee!

Nirvana - “I wanted her phone number and address” ~John;  “I do believe my loins are starting to burn” ~Ken; “I’m the Cheshire Cat!” ~Oscar; “I can hear you thinking” ~Oscar

Tom Hanks missed his flight in a chocolate factory - “Jane Fonda is in trouble?!?” ~ Oscar

Helen Keller got her driver’s license on the Jersey Shore - “What is this the Arsenio Hall Show?”

Lied about date - “If iodine make Rock-and-Roll star, I don’t want to be right” ~Ken

Maine - “I have been a woman since 1986…yeah it’s still 1986″ ~Adam; “That’s my boot keeping area, I keep my boot right there” ~Adam

George - “dada dada dada dada dada dada Dah!” ~Beth

Howdy Doody!

2nd Half - “Wow! You are 3D!” ~John; “I am making love to my Lego wife.” ~Jon; “surprise” ~Adam

Sunbathing with Hitler at Chuckie Cheese - “You should have turned the light off” ~Mike{audience}; “Step Back! Cuz Illinois has no ocean!” ~Oscar; “You are not a turtle, Step back!” ~Oscar; “Damn!” ~Josh{audience}

Breakfast in bed with Marilyn Monroe in a toll booth - “What the hell, are you union?” ~John; “I keep a mini-fridge next to my computer, so I have food all the time.” ~Jimmy; “Number 4 has a laptop. Not to tattle.” ~Adam; “I enjoy cinema. Classic Turner Movie. Marilyn Monroe.” ~Ken; “Can I buy a toll booth on Ebay? Cause that would be fantastic.” ~Jimmy

Railroad Conductor - “If you want to catch cheating wife, make sure you tail her” ~Ken

“Lipstick in the Bush” - “Oh look, a bush(Bush)” ~Jason{audience}; “Maybe that means I’m bleeding and they’ll think I’m already Mother-F**king dead”

“Car Accident by Judo” - “We speak like Governors of Cali-fornia” ~Beth; “[vrrrrrrr, bang]” ~Oscar; “I shot your hand, sorry” ~John; “Sorry, I have polarized vision sometimes.” ~Ken; “I borrowed a $200,000 check I found in your bathroom sink”~Adam; “Don’t question my bookkeeping methods!” ~Ken

Thanks