Hey we got a great show tonight! We have tonight, Jimmy, Adam, Ben, Oscar, Jon, and John

Speaking of tonight we have the musical styling of  Swimmingly Backwards Boys!

F. A. M. - Our FAM tonight is Matt Talarmo, owns a car dealership, can’t read, has five employees, favorite employee is Dumb A**, Worst is the old redneck, very unorganized, works all the time, relationship is ‘complicated’, likes Julie and Julia

Day in the life - “You better not be talking about my spastic girlfriend”, “I think so but I bought lollipops”, “No… the pig broke”, “it’s hard to date a girl who looks like your ex-boyfriend”, “I’m dating the stove”, “god that’s huge”, “who steals a phone from a stove”

Sports commentator - Late night dishwashing has Jon and Oscar started throwing soapy water at each other that progressed into attempted murder. Jon gave Oscar the ‘eye’ literally…

And again… Adam and Jimmy are in the AKC dog painting championships. Adam jumps out and sprays paint in Jimmy’s eyes then Jimmy uses a spray can as a flame thrower. “he’s staying inside the lines”

Say it again - Reptar… Obviously it’s little kids and their dreams, do you see this scroll I just pulled from the wall, It’s such a waste of paper, I made that on scrolling day

And again… Desert in a submarine… That’s the first mistake… two more and you’re off the sub, poke your head up and breathe in as much sand as possible, that’s a picture of my wife before she died

Greatest Hits - 86 albums all about Grapefruit. John and an audience member rocked out a great blue’s tune. Daniel and Adam spat out lyrics and made a great rap song. John rocked out a ‘fruity old man’. The group busted out a country inspired grapefruit throwing song.

Intermission - Swimmingly Backwards Boys! These guys are great, I’m not biased, nope not at all.

What Are You Doing? - Weight lifting in space / feeding the hamsters of death / ‘now you are in the ball’ / cop trying NOT to make a drug bust / water sliding down an elephants trunk /

Party Quirks - Einstein / doesn’t read / platypus - ‘Canada still matter’, it can be used for good or bad, there’s no crying in Canada, I only have big bills, it says ‘welcome to Canada’, ze password is Canadian Bacon, oh wait that is not my pistol

Slogans - coffee ‘coffee, now in coffee flavor’, Facebook ‘never poke so many people in real life’, Southern Image Automotive ‘I’m Southern and this pig’s image’

Revolver - Jon completely complicates the instructions on how the game is played - cheese burger, Halloween costumes, alligators, and pink and purple dodo that became Gouda. Cheese burger date night, a baby comes out of it, but you get to look at them, there are too many babies in our apartment.

Whorlitzer, Your mother, pig-cow, man-zombies - you’re so fat that one animal can’t describe you… I need two, Jimmy and Ben show us a Yo’ Mamma version that compliments

AND SCENE!!!!!