Hey Improv fans and fanatics! Time yet again for another installment of the BYOI blog. For tonight’s show we have Daniel, John, Adam, Jimmy, and Beth.

F. A. M. - Alicja is our FAM tonight. She is getting ready to start college, likes to make ceramics, likes the movie Titanic, Best advice she got from her sisters was ‘don’t get pregnant’, when she was younger she wanted to be an accountant, likes Buffy the Vampire Slayer, she is “team Angel”

F. A. M. Movie Critics - Alicja’s sisters brought her to the accounting office where the coffee was good, “I’m 18 now, I’m allowed to have vodka for breakfast… Mom says”, Next scene we have ceramics class where we have a student who couldn’t get into his locker and his cologne was so strong that you could smell it in the theater, next we see when she got bored in Fitchburg and decided to reinact the entire Buffy series… especially the musical episode.

Marriage Counselor - Person A is obsessed with body modifications, Person B is Salma Hayek, and together they only communicate via text. So you think you’re perfect? No… well I will be after her next movie deal.

Catch Phrase - Person A can only say “Why did I fail?”, and “I don’t want to talk about it”. Person B can only say “Easy big boy”, and “How do I turn this off?” - We see a scene in a mall where two people are plotting against a third to break up a relationship, “How do I turn this off?”, If only I knew.

Round 2 Person A can only say “Do you have a map?” and “You’re in the wrong part of town” Person B can only say “How many times do I have to tell you”, and “Make me a sandwich”. We see a scene where three people are having a picnic in the middle of a track… You dump dirt on me over and over again… You’re in the wrong part of town.

Alphabet - (breakfast at Denny’s) - Quick someone help the pancake man out of his troubles, Xerxes… hook him up with the Grand Slam, “Adam can you tell me what your favorite subject in school was?” “What’s a subject” Astronomy class… Veal Sandwiches are done, Kindly stop saying Tuna

Hoedown - (Titanic) - We have a combo of stanzas about the movie and a couple about the ship it’s self “What the **** is a Genre?

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Yes… and that’s how it’s done - Cheese as a holiday - I was the major cheese!

What are you doing? - (initials E and K) - Electric Kiting, Everybody Kicking, Eying Koalas, Elephant Killing, Evil Knieveling, Embracing Kettle-fish, enjoying Kaleidoscopes (P and G) people grunting, patiently gazing, poking gorillas, perusing grandmas.

Revolver - (a) Pogo sticks, (b) ukulele, (c) funeral, (d) afterbirth - (c) this is such a great idea, we’re gonna rap eulogies, (d) I think it’s time… You’ve only been pregnant for a month, (b) you quit your job to play music… but I support you, (d) go ahead I got ear plugs… what… OH MY GOD!!!!

Round 2 - (a) brussel sprouts (b) camping (c) shop (d) New Kids on the Block - (a) but they taste so good. No they don’t, (b) you’ve always been good with your hands but video games don’t count (c) you said little stick people, so I grabbed the guys leg and I’m making little stick people, (d) show me mine I’ll show you yours, (a) I threw up in your dresser, (b) there was a dead woman in your trunk and you set the alarm off, (c) You keep setting the alarm off (d) I think that alarm is gonna draw attention, (a) oh my girdle alarm is going off {if you were here you would have heard a car alarm going off in time with the rotations}

Blank walks into a bar - Frowny face - What’s wrong?… Walmart laid me off - Hate - sorry we don’t serve republicans here - iceberg - says drinks on me - alcohol - walks into a bar… and only takes 12 steps

Freeze Tag - You bumped into me from behind while you were standing in front of me, You’re out…. I’m the pitcher, Suck it up… your father was in Nam, so this is how you’re gonna kill me, what do we do with vampires… Oh… cover him with diamonds, the guild doesn’t talk about watches after Friday, This isn’t a playboy shoot… we’re just gonna shove you into the wall freezer, I’m sorry Father… I see you’re busy

Hoedown take 2 - Rogain - There’s nothing worse then bald on a nice looking girley

Don’t forget Auditions July 19th and 26th at 5 pm here at The Spot on Thayer.

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