Hey there and welcome to the blog for the great B.Y.O.I. show. Our cast tonight included John, Ben, Jimmy, Beth, Adam and Oscar.

John got the show off with a bang squeezing his way through the crowd tonight to make his way to the Semi-Circle to give us all the good ‘ole housekeeping stuff.

Our F.A.M. tonight was Ali P. Her sister’s name is Laura, but she doesn’t know any “dudes”. Her friends are really cool, and always comes to the show with a nice little crowd. One of her friends, Liz, loves to sing karaoke. Ali is a receptionist for a Real Estate agent, and she doesn’t really hang out with anyone she works with.

Family Dinner - Ben comes out and starts this out by stating that ‘there are no dudes allowed’ Oscar plays as Ali’s aunt. Ben lines up some shots and claims, “Alright, we’re all gonna have to do some shots, or one person doing six.” Beth demonstrates how a “girl-throw” is done, and smacks John in th face.

Chain Saw - Lifeguard, Space Beach, Spatula were the ideas. John started the game off knowing, and Jimmy was the first to come and play. John dies and an audience member comes rushing out to replace him. The audience member did a very animated job of spreading the message to Adam, who seemed to pick it up with ease.  Adam’s interpretation was a little different than those we had seen and the last audience member seemed to enjoy watching him pantomime and try to figure it out. Her guess: the occupation was an army/hunterperson, the location a roller coaster, and the object a potato chip. Jimmy figures out #1, but came up with Space Pool for #2, and a jack-o-lantern for #3.

round 2 - Dough Nut Maker, Saloon, Swiss Army Knife. Ben started of this game and Beth came prancing out to play. She seemed to figure things out pretty quickly and killed off Ben with the greatest of ease. Soon a returning audience member came jogging out as a replacement. Beth did a great job conveing #1 & #2, however #3 seem to have her @ a loss of mime, so she was killed off. Oscar jumped outta know where and really made the audience almost die of laughter by not following orders, but still following along. Oscar is one nasty killer. Another returning audience member stolled her way to the semi-circle. She was in good spirits, and played along side Oscar and made the audience laugh like crazy, but in the end, killed Oscar off. So in the end French Waiter, Pistol Duel, Wrist Watch was what was conveyed. Beth got #1,  #2, and after a helpful idea, got #3.

Lines From A Cup - John, Adam and an audience member stepped up to play this through. Adam plays Dad, John and the AM play as his kids. John has some great lines, like an A.D.D. kid with no meds.

Greatest Hits - There is a new CD coming out this summer, Hot Chocolate. Country Western - Dont Forget The Marshmellows Ben & Adam. Folk - Wow That Was Hot - Beth. Alternative - Stick The Spoon In And Stir It - Beth & Ben. Hip Hop - Swiss Miss - The Big Jerks.

***INTERMISSION***

Grand Theft Auto - blabber mouths  with an S, Bionic Streaks, Busty Strippers. Junior Monkeys, Jihonie Minstrols, Juggling Mothers, Jacked-Up Midgits. Keggers on Acid, Killing Apples.

Dating Game - Oscar needs a new date, his choices are Jimmy is afraid of beards, an audience member as a G.I. Joe, and Ben as John Gosslin.

Back In My Day - We didn’t have… Receptionists -  “So I had to go in the bathroom and sexually harass myself.” / Laptops - “We had receptionists.” / Karaoke - “We got drunk and sang our own damn songs.” / Kick Ball - “If you didn’t like a guy, you punched him in the face.”

Space Jump - Oscar starts off finding a dildo, Jimmy jumps in and they are lost in a cave, followed by Ben playing as

Moses. An audience member makes the four 4x combined twins, then another taking year book pictures, and another using a human grass cutters. John waits to see where it can go, but then claps in to make Oscar need a wheel-chair.

another audience member steps up to make dog fighting, but Beth takes the cake with “There are nine of you here, but only 8 roses.”

Greatest Hits - Carnivore is the subject of this new of the newest CD. Folk - Don’t Eat That Meat, Skeet Skeet - Beth, Jimmy, John & Adam.

AND SCENE!!! with a standing ovation no less!