Hey all you improv groupies out there.  Thanks for tuning in to BYOI’s blog.  Tonight’s cool show this muggy night stars John, Adam, Ken, Oscar and Daniel.

F.A.M. - Our FAM tonight is Rich.  He is an investment consultant, who invests other peoples’ money.  For fun he does judo.   His friend thinks she’s a sparkling vampire.  On a desert island he would need his droid (the phone, not a robot).  His dream job would be to be an action star like Chuck Norris.  His friends call him awesome and indescribable.  Rich hates his boss, Andy, because he’s a jerk.  His favorite person is his girlfriend and he loves her smile.

FAMily dinner - Oscar is playing Rich, Ken is his girlfriend, John is Andy, and Adam is an assortment of other friends.  “I’m not your girlfriend, I’m your girlfriend’s sister, which is almost the same thing!”  “Doesn’t she look like Arnol Schwarzenegger when she cries?”  “Hasta la vista baby!”  “Want some potatoes in that martini?”

Chainsaw - Zoologist in Legoland with a shower rod turned into an animal euthanasia tech in a lego factory with a shower bar, a pound worker in a factory with parallel bars, a dog trainer in a stenographer’s office with a gym, fisherman in an office with weights, and finally a sport fisherman with no clue where he was with a curling bar.

Lines From a Hat - “How can you not know what a masoginist is?  It’s a person who delivers really long messages.”  “have you noticed my testosterone level has gone up as we’ve been talking?”  “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times and I hope you never call me again.”

Greatest Hits - It’s an album all about speeding!  “These songs are about going a little bit faster in life.”  “Speed over me but not my freedom”  “We’re all bears because we care all about you…”  “When you see a frog what do you think of?”  “Ribbity?”  “I was thinking…hip-hop!”  “Woman…cause I can’t deal with girls anymore…not since 1984 and the restraining order…”

INTERMISSION

Yes…and That’s How It’s Done - Dan and Oscar did a scene.  Oscar had to turn down the music so the cops wouldn’t come and take his stash…of comic books.

Grand Theft Auto - Mimes…Army ants…Eighteenth century impressionists…squirrels drinking beer…really large mimes that are midgets…flaming heterosexuals…

Dating Game - Oscar is looking for a hot date.  Unfortunately, his only choices are a xenophobe, a proctologist stripper and someone with a tail.  “What would my name be if I was an ice cream? Are you saying you want to lick me?”

Back in My Day - Tall people… “We just all wore really big hats”…Hurricanes…Weinermobile…Woodstock…”We didn’t have woodstock and Snoopy was very lonely”…”If you wanted to make a wood soup you had to do it from scratch”

Space Jump - “I’m pretty sure he wrote ‘Hot Dog’ for his name on every paper.”  “I will cry blood!”  “I forget to breathe”  “He said that’s cool…wait, that totally takes away the dramatic effect.”

Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 - A little ska tune we like to call “Muscle Pizza” and one last song about how much work sucks.

AND SCENE!!!