Hey there and welcome another wonderful BYOI show! We have tonight Daniel, Jon, Beth, and Jimmy.

Daniel walks the audience through R. E. S. P. E. C. T. and lets just say the audience is LIVELY tonight!

Jimmy warms up the audience by getting us into a bicycle race. Up hills… down hills… Jon is down!!! MEDIC!!! I think this may be the first time the sound of feet on our floor was actually louder then the base from the club downstairs.

F. A. M. - A. J. - Brother Max described as Justin Bieber, in high school, accidentally punched Max in the face when just pretending to hit each other, his worst enemy was his English teacher Mrs. P who told him his essay sucked.

F. A. M. Remake- Jimmy and Jon end up talking at the same time “no no no I’m not annoying at all”, then Daniel walks in… “did you just get her number? You got to ‘get with that”, REMAKE as a Thriller-Musical, Jimmy and Beth play Teacher and Student singing about the teacher stalking the student. “Don’t punch me in the face”, “did ya get it did ya get it did ya get it did ya get it” REMAKE as History and Rainbows, Beth and Jon are the teacher/student and Beth is sporting an Irish accent and searching for a pot of gold. “Excuse me for one second I have to put some coins in my unicorn. It’s parked in a no fly zone”

Fortunately/Unfortunately - Golf course turned into sugar - allergic to sugar - shots to fix reaction - allergic to shots - Went to heaven and had dance contests - left legs on earth - played scrabble instead - all they got was vowels.

Freeze tag - “You both can’t be the Statue of Liberty”, Rock Paper Scissors championship begin, I’m gonna put the steamer right here to get the wrinkles out of my Taffeta, You got me my own Broadway performer, Lance it’s just a testicle, you can get back on the bike. Who’s meatball is this?”, Ok Bert and Ernie you’ve been getting calls about some inappropriate calls on Sesame Street… ‘it’s not easy being gay’, Batman calling Superman… ” Well I can only go up about 30 feet with this claw… I need him for the higher stuff”, You misunderstood the meaning of the game of Craps… thought it was Craps followed by Sorry. “I’ve got your gun! Give her the gun back.. that’s dangerous”, Charlie Brown needs new friends.

Hoedown - Biology - Frog autopsy turns to French cuisine, I don’t like biology.. who cares about any single cell.

****INTERMISSION****

Beth and Jimmy start the second half off with the suggestion “Cooking” to teach a lesson “Mirroring”. They did a scene  about competitive cooking.

Hot Seat - “I’m having a terrible humping day.” / “THIS IS SPARTA!!!” / “$5 sucky sucky?” / “Is that your mother?” / “I just farted.”

2nd round - “Wanna be my Facebook friend?” / “It’s my turn to play WOW at Best Buy.”

Excuses Excuses - Jimmy was late for work again, but this time his excuses were hit the snooze button too many times, a line at Starbucks, and even saved babies from a burning building. It’s a good thing he’s got great co-workers, Beth and two audience members to help him out, but his boss is a real dick, and lost the “W” on his keyboard.

_____ Walks Into A Bar - Street Walker - ” … turns to Luke and says ‘I can’t measure up to you Sky Walker.’ ” / Drill - ” … says to the bartender, ‘I just wants a bit.’ ” / Mail Man - ” … stays in the bar for about 8 hours drinking then says, ‘rain, sleet or snow no problem, but we never said anything about alcohol.’ ” / Cell Phone - ” … says to the bartender, ‘drinks here are great, but service really sucks.’ ” - ” … says to the bartender, ‘Hey can you beer me now?’ ”

Type Writer - Blue Berry Pie Man and the Cobbler’s Assistant was the title of this great story told by Daniel and a new audience member. Jimmy played as the C.A. and had O.C.D.. A returning audience member played as B.B.P.M. and is not the Stool Man, but with Beth as Rumpelstiltskin. Some how we ended up hearing some gansta-rap about planting orange trees and the third one’s shoes were untied. Popping out of no-where was Jon, as The Great Jimmynot to solve all their problems. BBPM then died, followed by Jimmynot, then the C.A.. To end this crazy great story, everyone who died came back to life and started a musical in a Hoedown style.

Hoedown - Auto Biography - “I need help, I have a nice honey, but she doesn’t like me, unless I have lots of money.”

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